Mad Men (Part 14)

[Continued from here]


“He’s clean!” Quinton called. Beranwen turned and saw that lord Derryl had dived in to lend a hand as well. It was quite a sight, two such high-born men with their hands covered in mud. But Stan was chuckling, and Quinton seemed pleased that he was happy. Beranwen helped Lucan to line the legs up with Stan’s body, and together they knelt to figure out how to attach them properly. Stan failed to help by spouting what seemed to Beranwen to be mechanical nonsense.
“The main driver cog needs to sit firmly in the shaft housing.”
“And which is the driver cog, good sir?” Lucan asked.
“The one that looks like a driver cog. I can’t remember exactly, but it’s very distinctive.”
“They all look the same, Stan.” Replied Beranwen.
“And then the pedal locomotive pin needs to connect with the lumbar restrictor.”
“What’s a peedal locom…” Quinton tried repeating the difficult words.
“It’s the pin to commute the pedal locomotion signals to the pedals.”
“Pedal means ‘foot’.” Master Lucan explained to the two Mad Men watching from the sidelines.
“Does it?” Stan seemed amazed. “Well, you live and learn.”
“How is it that you know the words, but do not know their meaning?” Lucan asked Stan.
“I don’t know. I have a shocking memory.” He grinned, and then frowned. “That should probably upset me, shouldn’t it?”
“No use being upset over something you can’t control.” Beranwen told him encouragingly.
"Okay, I think I see how this fits together." Master Lucan said suddenly. With careful fingers, slid one end of the severed oil tube into the other. "Not perfect, but it should hold up." He muttered. Then, with a bit of adjustment, he moved Stan's legs closer to his body and pushed them together. There was a satisfying click.
"Ah. Ah?" Stan looked elated, then confused, then elated again. "I can feel my legs! I can feel..." With very little fuss, Stan lay back and was still. It was like watching a clock run down.
"Stan?" Quinton looked worried.
"I think he's run out of clockwork." Beranwen said. "Maybe powering his legs was more than he could manage. We should find some way to wind him back up again." She bent down next to him, not sure what she was looking for. A key? His top half hadn't seemed to have a key, and she was certainly not rummaging around in his bottom half looking for one.
"Can I take him for my quest?" Derryl asked suddenly.
"Of course you can." Master Lucan said, at the same time that Quinton replied, "No. It's not polite." Derryl looked suddenly confused.
"Is he your quest, lord Quinton?" Lucan asked solemnly.
"No! He can't be, he's a person."
"But not a real person. Go ahead, lord Derryl. There is no prior claim."
"Wait a minute!" Beranwen interrupted, not entirely believing what she was seeing.
"You told me he was a real person!" Quinton objected loudly.
"He is a real person, Quinton. Just give me a moment to sort this out."
"Lord Quinton." Lucan said.
"What?"
"A mere slip, I'm sure, Master Beranwen. His title is lord. You should address him thus."
"Alright." Beranwen said, narked. "He is a real person Thus."
Quinton chuckled, back on her side once more, and Beranwen pressed on. "He is a real person. How can you say he's not? You've heard him talk - he's intelligent."
"Not overly intelligent." Lucan sneered. "And," He continued before Beranwen could interrupt, "He is clearly mechanical. Nothing that is powered by gears is alive: therefore, neither is he. My lord Derryl has claimed him for his quest, and there is no point arguing simply because you didn't claim him first."
"We said we'd take him home." Quinton spoke, sounding lost.
"That is not a claim, as I'm sure your advisor can tell you lord Quinton. And since he isn't complaining..." Deftly, and with a strength Beranwen hadn't realised he possessed, Lucan bent and scooped Stan from the ground.
"Leave him alone." She snapped. "He's unconscious - of course he's not complaining."
"I would say 'off'." With a flick, Stan was slung over Lucan's saddle.

[Parts 15 & 16]

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